Creepy Ways To Say "I Love You"

    I love you in fake dog poop.

 Nothing says "I love you" better than a heart, a knife, and a bloody horseshoe, right?

 

A cockroach “I love You.” Dead ones, mind you.

 Affectionate, clever, humorous "I love you" card that says "I heart zombies / you" with heart-shaped brain, pale zombie green background, and red blood splatter text.